Random Jokes
What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?
A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Thank you student loans for getting me through college.
I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.
Office Jokes
The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.
Thank you very much, sir.
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It's pointless.
School Jokes
What did the shy pebble wish for?
That she was a little boulder.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It was having window panes.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Educational Jokes
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
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