Random Jokes
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
why do python programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C.
Office Jokes
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
School Jokes
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why did the opera singer go sailing?
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?
She was a roman catholic.
Educational Jokes
Why did the melons plan a big wedding?
Because they cantaloupe!
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
Ever wondered why bees hum?
It's because they don't know the words.
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