Random Jokes
Hey baby I wish your name was asynchronous...
... so you'd give me a callback.
What does the mermaid wear to math class?
Algae-bra.
What is in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers.
Office Jokes
Well...
That’s a deep subject.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
School Jokes
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrr!
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
Educational Jokes
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
A wise quacker.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition.
Deals of the day
