Random Jokes
Why did the web developer walk out of a resturant in disgust?
The seating was laid out in tables.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
Hey baby I wish your name was asynchronous...
... so you'd give me a callback.
Office Jokes
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look, no hands!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator!
School Jokes
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunny-moon.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Educational Jokes
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?
It reads "Small medium at large."
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator!
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