Random Jokes
What does the mermaid wear to math class?
Algae-bra.
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Office Jokes
What did the dog say to the two trees?
Bark bark.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
School Jokes
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why is seven bigger than nine?
Because seven ate nine.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Ten-tickles!
Educational Jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What kind of music do planets listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Deals of the day
