Random Jokes
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Office Jokes
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind...it's tearable
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
School Jokes
Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?
Before was was was was was is.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso.
Educational Jokes
How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Ever wondered why bees hum?
It's because they don't know the words.
