Random Jokes
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking...
JK, Rolling.
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Office Jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
The p is silent.
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
School Jokes
I dropped a pear in my car this morning.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...
Does that make you an iWitness?
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Educational Jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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